Saturday, April 4, 2009

With friends like these...

First clue: suspicious reference in an email from tuttut asking how my spirituality is going.

Second clue: tuttut & dropstitchdeb have become obsessive twitter freaks.

Third clue: tuttut & dropstitchdeb both have evil sides that, while they usually suppress it very well, come shooting through in very insidious ways.

Result: I am now following Rush Limbaugh & some pentecostal church via twitter.

Conclusion: my friends are assholes.

Keep your friends close & poke your enemies in the eyes with your knitting needles...

4 comments:

DineometerDeb said...
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DineometerDeb said...

But I drew the line at the herpes support group. That should count for something, right? And you forgot about the bible verse a day. I would also like you to know that I did not change the setting so that these bible verses were sent directly to your phone at 4am.

My only regret though is that poor Essie's avatar was wedged between Rush's and the Slovac Pentacostal church

tut-tut said...

Wait; what about Newt? Isn't he in the mix? rush needs some company over there . . . and then there's Rudie G, and so many many others.

Is the hypnotist following either of you? He seems to be following me and lots of other Twitterers in my Follower/following.

tut-tut said...

Hey, Knitwithcats: bring your computer today. Deb can "fix" it some more . . . I'll help